The Irish sentence

[Colm Roe]

Must contain no more than 17 words, feck or fuck must be included, and arse at least once.

Was about to wipe me arse,
no toilet paper!
Ah feck it,
another 'one sock' walk home.

[Dansinger]

Nice one. I must try that too.

[Tracy Mitchell]

I keep learning how special being Irish is -- this poem is too funny.

T

[indar]

What fun! Is it autobiographical??

[Colm Roe]

What fun! Is it autobiographical??

No. And only rich Irish people can afford socks! I'd have to use a shoe, and it would have to have been a Sunday...because us poor people only wear shoes then. Not that they'd be much use...all they'd do is spread rather than absorb
However, if you were wearing brushed suede shoes.... Unfortunately brogues are highly polished

[Colm Roe]

I keep learning how special being Irish is -- this poem is too funny.
T

Not special Tracy...practical maybe

[indar]

Should we start a Go Fund Me page for socks for Colm?

[Gyppo]

Not if he's just going to wipe his Irish arse with them

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As you all know I don't normally do 'form' poetry, but I'll make an effort at an Irish Sentence.

Well, feck my arse with a pineapple,
but not before I'm dead.
Until then,
go feck yourself.

Gyppo

[Colm Roe]

Two fecks AND a pineapple...that's an impressive Irish Sentence Gyppo
Linda, if you're going to start a fund, a Ferrari filled with socks would be nice

[Tracy Mitchell]

Funniest thread by far in a long time.

You Irish lads have a touch for this new poetic form.