Day 24: The Consumer Science Oath
Posted: Wed Apr 24, 2019 11:52 am
The Consumer Science Oath
#deepadaption 4/24/2019
I solemnly declare
I believe in Science not god
I believe in the Scientific Method
but vow never to apply it
If I experience something
irrefutable funky wunky
irredeemable crazy hazy
vow not to believe
my senses and soul
are owned by the Method
and those who choose to
apply It
Madness comes from lack of
adherence to advertised facts pre-
analyzed for my consumption
allowing analytical skills to relax
relax
relax
relax
Give into the facts!
and if you can’t
We have a pill for that
See there’s this study I saw that said...
#deepadaption 4/24/2019
I solemnly declare
I believe in Science not god
I believe in the Scientific Method
but vow never to apply it
If I experience something
irrefutable funky wunky
irredeemable crazy hazy
vow not to believe
my senses and soul
are owned by the Method
and those who choose to
apply It
Madness comes from lack of
adherence to advertised facts pre-
analyzed for my consumption
allowing analytical skills to relax
relax
relax
relax
Give into the facts!
and if you can’t
We have a pill for that
See there’s this study I saw that said...