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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by Tracy Mitchell » Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:28 pm

:D :D :D

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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by Tracy Mitchell » Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:11 am

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Colm Roe
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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by Colm Roe » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:59 am

My wife who's called Olive
I love her so much
Even though she only has one leg
And walks with a crutch

She has rough grey skin
She's not pretty or fair
I love running my fingers
Through her thin greasy hair

She can't cook or bake
She's as lazy as sin
But she reads all my poems
Before chucking them in the bin

Our love is eternal
she's six months to live
She's wealthy, unhealthy
My poor dear Olive.

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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by ajduclos » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:48 am

Colm - you missed a Capital !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aj

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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by indar » Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:50 am

YOU SLACKERS!!

You are supposed to be writing terrible poems! 

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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by Colm Roe » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:14 am

ajduclos wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:48 am
Colm - you missed a Capital !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aj

I promise to do worse next time :lol:

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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread

Post by Colm Roe » Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:15 am

indar wrote:
Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:50 am
YOU SLACKERS!!

You are supposed to be writing terrible poems! 

In fairness it was pretty bad :lol:

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