Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2019 3:28 pm
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Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 8:11 am
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Author Author
Adlaide
Vassar alum
Invented the Cinquain
Suggests a reader to rename
Crapsey
Author Author
Adlaide
Vassar alum
Invented the Cinquain
Suggests a reader to rename
Crapsey
Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:59 am
My wife who's called Olive
I love her so much
Even though she only has one leg
And walks with a crutch
She has rough grey skin
She's not pretty or fair
I love running my fingers
Through her thin greasy hair
She can't cook or bake
She's as lazy as sin
But she reads all my poems
Before chucking them in the bin
Our love is eternal
she's six months to live
She's wealthy, unhealthy
My poor dear Olive.
I love her so much
Even though she only has one leg
And walks with a crutch
She has rough grey skin
She's not pretty or fair
I love running my fingers
Through her thin greasy hair
She can't cook or bake
She's as lazy as sin
But she reads all my poems
Before chucking them in the bin
Our love is eternal
she's six months to live
She's wealthy, unhealthy
My poor dear Olive.
Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:48 am
Colm - you missed a Capital !!!!!! 
Aj
Aj
Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 10:50 am
YOU SLACKERS!!
You are supposed to be writing terrible poems!
You are supposed to be writing terrible poems!
Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:14 am
Re: MSPF -- Crappy Poem Thread
Posted: Sat Aug 10, 2019 11:15 am